The Most Irreverent Cryptocurrency Token You'll Ever Own!
Ever wondered how to set fire to your digital assets in a
fun and potentially profitable way? Welcome to Burn
Kenny, a token so hilariously volatile, you'll think you're in
an episode of South Park!
Kenny’s No Stranger to Burning Now It's His Turn to Ignite Your Wallet
We all love Kenny from South Park - a character who's got more lives than a regenerating mutant alley cat.
Well, guess what?
Now we've turned Kenny into a crypto token that loves to burn!
Buy Our Coin"Oh My God! They Burned Kenny!" And Your Portfolio Rejoiced!
Every time you hear "Oh my God! They burned Kenny!" don't just laugh, do a
victory dance, because it means we've burned some more Burn Kenny tokens!
Just like Kenny’s supernatural ability to resurrect in each episode, our burning
mechanism resurrects your portfolio’s potential with every transaction.
Join the Merry Band of Misfit Investors
Come join the raucous, rambunctious gang of Burn Kenny. We're more than just a community - we're like that group of friends who make bad jokes, laugh at the worst possible times, and yet, you can't help but love us because we're onto something potentially awesome.
Keeping it Transparent, Like Kenny's Many Deaths
We believe in total transparency, just like the running gag of Kenny's multiple demises. Our smart contracts are public, our motives are clear (making money while having a laugh) and our team is ready to answer any questions you throw at us, be it about our token or the latest South Park episode.
Burn Kenny Tokens are Hotter Than Cartman's Temper!
Ready to jump in on the madcap fun? Grab your Burn Kenny tokens today! But
remember, unlike Kenny, not everyone can come back to life after a poor
investment decision. So only invest what you can afford to lose!
Get ready to ride the wildest, most hilarious crypto ride this side of Colorado. With
Burn Kenny, the more we burn, the hotter your tokens can get. It's a comedy and
financial festival, all rolled into one!
TOKENOMICS
Kenny might die a lot, but he's not a complete idiot. We're offering a generous 40% of the total token supply to those brave (or foolish) souls willing to invest in our pre-launch. It's like betting on Kenny surviving an episode - not likely, but wouldn't it be a hoot?
Another 30% will be thrown into the murky, unpredictable waters of the Uniswap pool. This liquidity will be locked for 3 months, much like Kenny's fate is locked in every episode. Remember, liquidity lock-up is like Kenny’s parka—essential for his survival... or rather, essential for the token's survival.
Taking a leaf out of Kenny's book, a whopping 30% of the total token supply will be sent straight to the fiery depths of token hell. But don't worry, we're not as cruel as the South Park creators - our tokens will be burnt gradually starting 24 hours after listing, and continue over the next three days. Just as Kenny's chances of survival diminish with each passing episode, so too will our token supply.
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FAQs
- Connect your wallet to the DEX.
- Swap your cryptocurrency for $KENNY.
- Confirm the transaction and welcome your $KENNY tokens!